The unicorn is the Scottish national animal. I apologise before hand. A conversation with Mr H. Me: Can I talk to you? Mr H: Yeah, what’s up? You okay? Me: Do unicorns have genitals? Mr H: What? Me: I’m serious. I have never seen a unicorn with a dick. Mr H: You have seen a … Continue reading Unicorn Porn.
Last night another episode of debates took place in Aberdeen, Scotland. There was Ruth Davidson for the Tories, Jim Murphy for Labour, Willie Rennie (do you have a hard time saying that too?) for the Lib Dems, David Coburn for UKIP, Nicola Sturgeon for the SNP and Patrick Harvey for the Greens. It was a … Continue reading Jim Murphy and his Broken Spirits.