Who is this Woman?



See the picture above, my friend made that for me. Nice isn’t it….to have friends. Super!

I asked someone to describe me and they said this: ‘Henrietta is a narrow yet opened minded, self obsessed but socially conscious oddball’. Should I be flattered do you think?

Anyway, here is my third person description of myself. I’ll just sit over here.

Henrietta lives in Scotland. She’s not good at much but she can (surprisingly) type in a straight line, so she does this on a regular basis, whilst stuffing her face with tea and cake.

When not writing, she likes to speed dump her writing in impromptu places, leave local charity shops with a wheelbarrow to transport her books, occasionally try active mediation in a field as she wanders after sheep or dance absurdly to cheesy eighties music, because like Rockwell, she thinks somebody IS watching. Henrietta is working on a crime novel. She hopes to finish it in this lifetime.

If you would like to see an example of her wonderful (laugh) writing, check out Unicorn Porn .

When not writing her blog, her book, short stories, anything, she is:



She lives with her partner Mr H and their old dog, Lolpop.

She loves cake, tea, books, eighties music, goats and chocolate.

She hates jelly, hugs, political correctness and most fuckin people.

She also hates speaking in the third person.


© Copyright Henrietta M Ross

If you would like to play a more active part in Henrietta’s life, (and sort of adopt her as your own which she would love), you can find her on Facebook, on twitter @HenriettaWeed, and on Instagram at henriettamross.


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15 thoughts on “Who is this Woman?

  1. This was brutally honest. U have survived and are an awesome person. I don’t care what u think about that. I say u are awesome!!! It’s kinda funny my grandparents were from Birmingham and my father was born there. Just thought I’d tell u that.

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  2. Wow, I thought I was reading about my twin from another life. I want to write like you …Awesome Honest a little off beat to most people but I guess that is why you stand out.

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  3. I am so glad you read my Bukowski post, which brought me here to find out a bit more about YOU! I am (virtual) friends with Miss Sarah with Stigma Fighters, so there’s another connection and I write a lot about mental health – BOOM – we have other stuff in common! Looking forward to getting to know you better, new friend!!! xx

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