See the picture above, my friend made that for me. Nice isn’t it….to have friends. Super!
I asked someone to describe me and they said this: ‘Henrietta is a narrow yet opened minded, self obsessed but socially conscious oddball’. Should I be flattered do you think?
Anyway, here is my third person description of myself. I’ll just sit over here.
Henrietta lives in Scotland. She’s not good at much but she can (surprisingly) type in a straight line, so she does this on a regular basis, whilst stuffing her face with tea and cake.
When not writing, she likes to speed dump her writing in impromptu places, leave local charity shops with a wheelbarrow to transport her books, occasionally try active mediation in a field as she wanders after sheep or dance absurdly to cheesy eighties music, because like Rockwell, she thinks somebody IS watching. Henrietta is working on a crime novel. She hopes to finish it in this lifetime.
If you would like to see an example of her wonderful (laugh) writing, check out Unicorn Porn .
When not writing her blog, her book, short stories, anything, she is:
She lives with her partner Mr H and their old dog, Lolpop.
She loves cake, tea, books, eighties music, goats and chocolate.
She hates jelly, hugs, political correctness and most fuckin people.
She also hates speaking in the third person.
© Copyright Henrietta M Ross
If you would like to play a more active part in Henrietta’s life, (and sort of adopt her as your own which she would love), you can find her on Facebook, on twitter @HenriettaWeed, and on Instagram at henriettamross.
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