It’s been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away. That is not strictly true, it has been three thousand, eight hundred and sixty four hours. Does that amount of time even register with you? Do you even care? It’s not like I even know where you are. You threw most … Continue reading It’s been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.
The unicorn is the Scottish national animal. I apologise before hand. A conversation with Mr H. Me: Can I talk to you? Mr H: Yeah, what’s up? You okay? Me: Do unicorns have genitals? Mr H: What? Me: I’m serious. I have never seen a unicorn with a dick. Mr H: You have seen a … Continue reading Unicorn Porn.